Halloween Quiz
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Time to test your Halloween I.Q. Let's see how many of the following questions you can answer correctly. Yes, I know it's a challenge, but don't be such a Cowardly Lion -- muster up your courage and give it a try!
1. What is Dracula's favorite movie?
Answer: The Vampire Strikes Back.
2. What is the beautician's favorite film?
Answer: The Texas Chainsaw Manicure.
3. What is the Egyptologist's favorite flick?
Answer: Mummy Dearest.
4. What is the butcher's favorite film?
Answer: The Silence of the Lambchops.
5. What are the undertaker's favorite movies?
Answer: Remains of the Day and The Right Stiff.
6. Who does Casper, the friendly ghost, take to the movies?
Answer: Anyone he can dig up.
7. Where do vampires learn to suck blood?
Answer: In law school.
8. What is Frankenstein's favorite fromage?
Answer: "Munster" cheese.
9. How would you describe a quartette of ghosts in a hurricane?
Answer: Four sheets to the wind.
10. Where is Dracula's New York office located?
Answer: In the Vampire State Building.
11. What is the ghost's favorite joke?
Answer:
"Knock, Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Just Ghosts."
"Just Ghosts who?"
"Just Ghosts to show you what I'll do to get a laugh on
Halloween."
(I can't remember where these questions came from, so if anyone has that information -- or other spooky quiz items -- please let me know by sending me an e-mail at reeltalk@comcast.net. Have a fun and safe Halloween!)