Eerie reviews of Horror movies lurk within our ReelTalk website -- just waiting to shock unwary visitors. Still, admit it. You love to be frightened, don't you? I thought so. Why not let me be your guide in hunting for these gems of terror?  Good. But you'll have to carry this candle -- it's pitch dark in our dusty archives.   

As I call out what we find, just click on the movie titles to read the reviews. Now watch your step. This rickety old ladder can't last much longer. Okay. Here we are on Level One. These are the newer reviews -- like Donald Levit's Suspended Animation, Jeffrey Chen's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Frank Wilkins's 28 Days Later and The Legend of Boggy Creek. Dunno about you, but I'm getting chills just thinking about them. 

You want more? Well, brush away those cobwebs and follow me. Wait! I can't believe you almost let our candle flame die out. You simply must be more careful. Remember to hold your hand steady at all times. Yes, I know it's difficult while climbing down a ladder, but you simply have to do what I say.     

Welcome to Level Two, devoted completely to Horror expert Joshua Vasquez and Horror fan Adam Hakari. Reviews of Two Evil Eyes, House by the Cemetery, Jeepers Creepers, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Cabin Fever, Wrong Turn, etc. are all around us. You wanna turn back, you say? Sorry. We can't do that, but there's only one more level to go.      

That's better. You seem calmer now that we've made it to Level Three. Never mind those creepy spiders crawling on the floor here. They're harmless. This is where we keep the rest of the Horror (and some Mystery) reviews -- even my own for films like American Psycho, Director's Cut, The Cell and Shadow of the Vampire. Over there, right behind that sleeping bat, is Donald Levit's critique of Lemora: Lady Dracula, Ian Waldron-Mantgani's piece on Murder by Numbers, Ryan Cracknell's analysis of The Salton Sea, Jeffrey Chen's take on Eight Legged Freaks and Diana Saenger's review of The Hunted. Of course, there's much more to see . . . IF YOU HADN'T LET THAT DARN CANDLE GO OUT!

I hope you realize we're stuck here now until someone finds us. How loud can you yell? 

Happy Halloween, anyway.