Score Season #55
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Taking a poetry course in 2010 has proven significant. Back then, I enjoyed rhyming stanzas but seemed stuck as to worthy subject matter. Given Betty Jo Tucker’s example, I have endeavored to expand my horizons by making cinema my muse. On each occasion, I try to find new ways of rhyming words relative to cinematic spaces. I hope similar ideas inspire readers and writers… always.
Below are more soundtrack poems of recent and archival releases.
The Assassin (Lim Giong, 2015)
It went kablooie
During “The Whirling Dance of Hu-Ji.”
Strumming the lonely chords
In the absence of voice or words.
This left my mind throbbing
Like a chicken head bobbing.
To escape such doom
I cleaned my room.
You encounter less resistance
Making films from a distance.
True of note or lens,
Morality or procedure, just depends.
Emotionally, it missed the thrill
Simply amounting to nil.
The only thing which shook
Was my head buried in a book.
“The Ingenuous Lovers” was fine
Revealing much needed spine.
Like a step wise thief,
It was ever so brief.
Mood once placid
Soon transformed by acid.
All rather sad
A perishable fad.
Rolling down the meadow
Afraid of one’s own shadow.
Bagpipe sound on the nose
A weird instrument they chose.
Always the threat of cloning.
Mind the incessant droning.
Sparse chords took shape
Leaving mouth agape.
Probably under the gun
Or exposed to too much sun,
The Assassin was yesterday’s news
A replay I refuse.
Seeking an assist
“Cronies and Enemies” hissed.
Not much to the grind
Wake me when he resigned.
Cahill: United States Marshal (Elmer Bernstein, 1973) ****
If the theme can capture an ounce
Of the required grit, what bounce!
Regarding Cahill: United States Marshal
I am quite partial.
Music of such splendor
Better be tough yet tender.
Full is the flagon
And well packed the wagon.
Even on deadline eve
Elmer Bernstein made magic weave.
A man unfazed by a duel
Made it his secret fuel.
The saga of a saddle
And the fisherman with broken paddle.
The son of settlers
Used to disposing of rattlers.
His blueprints were intricate
Like he worked for superhuman syndicate.
Melodies as both guns were drawn.
A silhouette in the morn.
Just as a horse may bolt
At the noise of a colt,
Elmer’s music can rip
All pretensions away, just a tip!
In the Western maze,
Bernstein has the power to amaze.
From homestead to lowliest chasm
He approaches it without sarcasm.
From stirrups and hay
To sightings in May,
A distinctive three note phrase
Eliminates unwanted haze.
Only John Wayne
Could share his pain.
He needed someone to barter.
One he could call “partner.”
Fond of dabbling
Near a wood cabin,
Music pitched to dialogue and foley.
That’s the whole tamale.
The Don is Dead (Jerry Goldsmith, 1973)
Simply made of lead,
Witness The Don is Dead.
As strange as The Planet of the Apes
Where do they get these master tapes?
What were they yielding
Stealing from Jerry Fielding?
Through a warped prism
All you get is rhythm.
“No Trouble #1” made a pleasant exception,
Free from all the deception.
Like Capricorn One without the oomph
This one not exactly a triumph.
You might get the jitters.
A better artist might use scissors.
My mind turned to other things,
Namely The Lord of the Rings.
Only procrastination
Could lead to this assassination.
Whether it rains or scorches,
You must light the torches.
In case of a scuffle
Pack the duffel.
If it was inaudible,
Better sounds are affordable.
In matters of flaws and blimps,
Give improvisation a glimpse.
The instruments should seem marauding
Not merely defrauding.
Because it wasn’t all there
Buyers best beware.
Lacking the contrast to work
The music needed more than a perk.
Jerry Goldsmith once a hero
Lands a score netting zero.
Doesn’t matter if it’s copperplated
If the whole thing feels overrated.
A well-bred spaniel
Gains little from a manual.
With average music in the bones,
Guess this one is for Davy Jones.
Odd Man Out (William Alwyn, 1947) ****
A narrative in shades of grey
Simply pointing the way.
Opulent, deeply felt as a song
And it didn’t put a note wrong.
As we hunger and thirst
Strike a creative burst.
A rush in the blood
Please seek emergency hud.
Excitement in its very tissue
Orders we swiftly issue.
A test for the fallen folk
Patience and desperation are no joke.
Suspense running across the veins
William Alwyn took great pains.
Sensing a human so fragile
From tones which echo a plush style.
A new scent on the moor
Risky and hard to ignore.
How a gentle touch
Can matter so much.
Hark! A fiery mist arises
Harboring many surprises.
The virtue in working hard
Resonates with the Bard.
Having escaped the well
You’ll have quite a story to tell.
He felt blessed
Having labored and stressed.
It was jurisdictional quality
Which resulted in a lack of pity.
The notion that boulders smash
And first drafts crash.
To have partaken of this journey
Without the hindrance of Bernie,
A lonely trek rewards each lap
Via a timely nap.
The point was loud and clear
Carrying all we hold dear.
For those that accept the queue
I bid adieu.
The Red Shoes (Brian Easdale, 1948) ***
Ballet has a star
Rarely a note bizarre.
We hear sounds from the street
The place where souls meet.
The trick to immerse
A skill from rehearse.
As minds we enlace
Our feelings not a trace.
“Transformation” blinds 88 keys
In trying to hear, we freeze.
Fast steps heavy and fluid
Matching the wizened druid.
“Ballet Music” boasts a reddish shade.
Dread runs into the fade.
A journey through the mist
Of an ancient and forgotten list.
“Composer Sleepless Nights” was a drag.
Just not my bag.
Music sometimes quiet
Like Easdale went on a diet.
Music as a shimmering ghost
I wonder who played host.
Nearing the dramatic crescendo
Purity in line with innuendo.
Over fifteen minutes of patter
The time it takes for a life to shatter.
There’s applause and clapping
Such unnecessary rapping.
Originality lacking in “Night Ride.”
More required to turn the tide.
The talking in “Birthday Party”
Less than smarty.
Arms and legs in symphony
Failure means infamy.
Like an ancient pagoda
It must transcend the coda.
Difference between score and source
The picture of an unseen horse.
So in conclusion:
Dialogue was the only intrusion.
The Secret Garden (Zbigniew Preisner, 1993) *
Take it to the Hague
For impressions were vague.
I must beg your pardon
When casting judgement on The Secret Garden.
It felt as nice as a lily
The themes quite silly.
Only one mood: happiness
Sheer unadulterated sappiness.
It might stick to your shoe
Given enough glue.
I believe it’s shallow and soft
A sprinkle from the hayloft.
It can make you drowsy
The effect rather lousy.
I’d rather hear a garden hose
Than carry on with such prose.
One hundred degrees of nice
Cannot imagine hearing it twice.
When the glass is full
Impressions can be dull.
“Walking Through the Gardens” adds a choir.
Suitable for a funeral pyre.
“Mary and Robin Together” plays on strings
Positivity rarely clings.
Please make it stop.
The magic fails to pop.
You’ll need a bigger basket
For this casket.
It came across as a blunder
A score without wonder.
A little more thought and care
Before opting for the share.
You need more practice
Lest you get hurt by the cactus.
Woodwinds in the void
Lack inspiration for the unemployed.
Sometimes the role can be administrative
The result somewhat diminutive.
I classify it as fair
Fall asleep if you dare.
Stormy Crossing (Stanley Black, 1958) ****
Capturing a rare sweetness
Stanley Black all about neatness.
Stormy Crossing made its introduction well
Hear the orchestra swell.
Another plus for Black
Keeping the story on track.
An impressive scope
And the lingering chest of hope.
He was a diviner
Mastering major and minor.
Adventurous spirit was latent
The fourth movement a worthy patent.
It made me blush
The orchestrations were lush.
A tip-toeing ethic
So smooth and athletic.
Like taking to the high seas
Winds surfing, catch the breeze.
Just like Cupid
Keeping grease on the bow fluid.
A dramatic crush
The lift and then a hush.
Fancy such a disturbance
Gathering us together in accordance.
Some tinkling percussion
Makes for a lively discussion.
Although the foundations seem antique
The presentation felt unique.
Such a grand opening
Ensures I’ll be reopening.
This mountain raider
Turned out to be a crusader.
The intention was crystal
Like a round fired from a pistol.
When in distress,
Hear music to relieve the stress.
Stormy Crossing was a fine choice
Like earning a new Rolls Royce.
It plays without a hitch
Ignoring all that kitsch.
Twister (Mark Mancina, 1996) ***
In the summer of 1996, Twister came.
Tornadoes and bad acting, who was to blame?
The music wasn’t a casualty
Of a script so faulty.
The weather might be dire
Still there’s a jolly good choir.
Electric guitars rarely intrude
Mark Mancina is one cool dude.
A stormy chase
At exciting pace
Carries us forward
Minus anything untoward.
“Walk in the Woods” a spellbinding cue
Wonder what’s next in the stew?
“Bob’s Road” throws in a little interference.
Singing quality worth a reference.
The orchestra I appoint
For their performance does not disappoint.
The measure of a score rarely in tow
Fixed position for arrow and bow.
While “Drive-In Twister” was prone to repeat,
Don’t let that defeat.
“Wakita” touched what was most native.
Its methods sound and creative.
“Sculptures” began slow and dark.
Surely making its mark.
The pace rises and quickens
Like the best Charles Dickens.
I wonder what “House Visit”
Shall prompt or elicit?
A reaction favourable and prickly
Are we tickly?
Whether hawk or duck,
We got roped into “The Big Suck.”
Cover art needs more light
To conjure tornado might.
Shame there was no sister
For this lonely Twister.
A pleasant jaunt
The promise of joy may haunt.
X2: X-Men United (John Ottman, 2003) *
Will the pulse ignite
As these X-Men unite?
You know there’s trouble
When ideas occupy a generic bubble.
“Suite from X2” was seven minutes long.
Busy and not so strong.
Only a director could allow
The music to end up shallow.
John Ottman seems capable of better
Rather than following guidelines to the letter.
It took “Finding Faith”
To bypass playing it safe.
Difficult creating an opus
As “Mansion Attack” loses focus.
Spot the enticing worm
In “Storm’s Perfect Storm.”
“It’s Time” presented a dutiful worker
No mistaking it for the berserker.
While “Magneto’s Old Tricks” coursed and bobbed.
Acting like a frigate just got robbed.
I slowly began to tire
Of heaven bound choir.
Compared to animated series, X2 was rootless
The struggled turned out fruitless.
Next in play? “I’m In”
Another for the dustbin.
It was lacking intuition
Which prevented fruition.
Even a brief bassoon or harp
Could not keep things sharp.
From foot soldier to cannon fodder
The differences between puppy and toddler.
To impart something raw
Like a great event we saw,
Those miles have been well trodden
The result empty and modern.
Ottman’s contribution was meagre
From one so eager.
As for a superhero affliction
It was outside his jurisdiction.
SCORE OF THE MOMENT
Octopussy (John Barry, 1983) *****
James Bond forever linked to John Barry.
A burden of identity few can carry.
Octopussy captures that elusive glow
No part is slow.
Such sweeping romanticism made me fall in love,
Spreading wings as a dove.
I melt far and away
Music keeps the evil things at bay.
Barry’s work in the moment
Can shield the bruise of torment.
He was one to tinker
Like the Critical Drinker.
Maud Adams made the heart leap
Even more effectively than Meryl Streep.
A love theme for all ages
Plucked from the golden pages
Romance the interplay between notes and eyes
In a stirring reprise.
For novice or lifer
Rarely a formula to decipher.
A story on the stave
With the instinct of Dave.
Fantasy was the realm of Orc
A pleasure for genius or dork.
What made Bond incorrigible
His actions terrible
Were those sudden shifts
Of which a lesser man drifts.
Suspense as crisp as a wisp
Minus the hesitation in a lisp.
One score to rule?
A notion fit for a ghoul.
Run via boot
Into snake fang root.
Fight or break
You cannot make a mistake.
Open the lid
And accept the highest bid.
Octopussy emerges the victor
With the hold of a boa constrictor.